Plant and People I: Sex—the inaugural post

23 May

Plant and people are similar in many ways and I picked the most interesting topic, sex, for the inaugural post of the Plant and People series. BTW, the series will try hard to be politically incorrect, so don’t take it seriously.

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Stress makes babies! Well, after sex, in both plants and people, just different consequences. Here’s how it works.

Plants People
Stress Drought, nutrient, etc. Stress from home, school, work among many
Action Flower Drinking (at least in movies)
Intentionally? Yes Yes
Consequence Become vulnerable—we know how delicate flowers are;

Ready for sexually activeness

Become vulnerable— they should know drinking impacts their ability to judge things;

Ready for sexually activeness

Next action Sex (helped by bees in this case of Texas mountain laurel) Sex (don’t think I need to be specific here)
Consequence Baby/Babies (seeds in fruits)! Baby 😦 (almost always in movies)
Intentionally? Yes NO~~~~~~
What next? Survive stress. Yes! 🙂 More stress 😦

So next time we have a drought, you may see a lot sex, on plants!

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One Response to “Plant and People I: Sex—the inaugural post”

  1. Victor May 23, 2012 at 12:16 pm #

    I knew stress would cause plants to reproduce but never considered human stress and pregnancy to be related….. but I do agree.

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